Where I have been

I am from Calgary originally, where I went to french immersion school. My Father was from Sarnia, my mother, from Houston. My upbringing was mixed up with the influence of hardcore redneck capitalist America (just kidding mom) and Eastern Communists. My Mother would always complain that my Father would not allow Kraft(TM) into our house every time I asked for cheez wiz(TM). It was a very confusing time for me.

To be continued...